Here's wishing every Hot Mama out there had a lovely, Happy Mother's Day! In this special edition, we take the time to celebrate Mom's on their special day! Free Urban Luxe Cool To Go with your order over $20+ use code COOLER I took my mom bowling. And to In-N-Out. Real High Fallutin. Indubitably. I'm… Continue reading Bare Bowling Buns
I feel I needed to expand upon the hilarity that is my mother's truck stoppery. Last night, mom called me while she was still driving across country. She's on her world tour. Anyway, she was having trouble trying to find a rest stop. Yeah, she was still using that shitty GPS Machine Lady. And for… Continue reading Lot Lizard Momma
Anyone with kids knows that the battle of the "Put Things Away" game is never-ending. Or a husband. Who leaves socks all over the floor. Or rubber bands. Huh? I don't know…So, when push comes to shove, I like to play pranks. Not only to prove a point; But, to open the eyeballs of said minor.… Continue reading Hairy Goldfish
