Anyone with kids knows that the battle of the "Put Things Away" game is never-ending. Or a husband. Who leaves socks all over the floor. Or rubber bands. Huh? I don't know…So, when push comes to shove, I like to play pranks. Not only to prove a point; But, to open the eyeballs of said minor.… Continue reading Hairy Goldfish
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Depo Sleepy No-No
I'm used to not sleeping. It's part of my genetic makeup or something… and I've learned to just accept it as a regular, co-existing nuisance. Except last night, I couldn't just not get to freaking sleep. It's the Depo. I was literally awake for hours like a crack head. Has to be the Depo. Minus… Continue reading Depo Sleepy No-No
Air Mattress of Death, Part 2
I have great friends. True. They are so good at taking care of me. 100% …I am a princess after all. Yes, you are. After much pestering from my peeps on the many "whys" I shouldn't be sleeping on a couch, I finally gave into peer pressure and borrowed their damn air mattress last week. Totally set up for failure.… Continue reading Air Mattress of Death, Part 2