First, the vinegaroon. Now a centipede. This time... In our bed. You want to sit around. Watch a movie with your family. Maybe eat some popcorn. But, Â a centipede is intruding via hair follicles. *____________________ insert screams of horror here* The centipede was literally hanging onto a mane of hair. How it even got there.… Continue reading Centipede Defense Team
For those of you who have never heard of men rocking mankini's (and onesies)... It's an actual thing. No. Yes! I didn't believe it myself until I saw photos. And heard about it on television. People still watch tv? Which is why I don't watch television; if I can avoid it anyway. A fashion segment aimed… Continue reading Topless Mankini Season
I think I'm going to invent gloves that heat up because they know you're freezing your tucks off! Uhhh... Â Okay, before you moan, because I live in California and NOT in -4 degrees Ohio weather anymore; I gotta say, it still gets chilly here. I know. No one would've ever guess that 30 degrees in… Continue reading The Complete Cookie Crisis
