There are some exes in my Rolodex I don't mind hearing from... from time to time. Actually, I'm lying. I could care less. And frankly, I'd rather not. I like to think an ex died or simply vanished. Or disintegrated. Disintegration would be a great one. All in favor? Anyway, If I do happen to… Continue reading The EXponential Kiss Off Rant
Tag: stalking
HO-PROOFING
TWO THINGS come to mind when dating. 1. Keep the crazy bottled up. *Insert tasmanian devil whirling around here.*  And 2. Shed your long beautiful strands of hair everywhere. Absolutely. Everywhere. Shed? Did she say shed? Like a dog, shed?  Yes. Yes I did. What the hell does that have to do with dating? Hear me… Continue reading HO-PROOFING
Stalker Envy
Let's give it up for those individuals who really commit to stalking their prey. Or "loved one."  It really takes a special kind of crazy to keep a tail on a woman. Or man. That's just a lot of energy I don't have to give in my "things I could do with my energy" bank. Raise your… Continue reading Stalker Envy