TWO THINGS come to mind when dating. 1. Keep the crazy bottled up. *Insert tasmanian devil whirling around here.*  And 2. Shed your long beautiful strands of hair everywhere. Absolutely. Everywhere. Shed? Did she say shed? Like a dog, shed?  Yes. Yes I did. What the hell does that have to do with dating? Hear me… Continue reading HO-PROOFING
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Stalker Envy
Let's give it up for those individuals who really commit to stalking their prey. Or "loved one."  It really takes a special kind of crazy to keep a tail on a woman. Or man. That's just a lot of energy I don't have to give in my "things I could do with my energy" bank. Raise your… Continue reading Stalker Envy
Lonely Llama Spitter
There's nothing more depressing, than feeling lonely. Crocheting? Well, maybe there is; But, at this moment, I can't think of anything. You're girlfriends are all out of town, doing their own thing. Vegas fuckers. Kid(s) are away at… whatever. "Ditch The Kids" camp? You have the house to yourself. Hello, hello, hello…. It echoes. You've… Continue reading Lonely Llama Spitter