Ah, sex. The carnal desire of which we all think is pointless when we aren't getting it and yet when we are getting it, boast to the world senseless facts about it to anyone who's within eye rolling distance. Oh geez… Exactly. Like, did you know, taking to your primal needs keeps you young?… Continue reading Secret Pinball Sex Hack
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PHONE BONE 101
Last night I realized… I am pretty damn good at phone sex. Oh Lord. And why shouldn't I be? I like to believe I'm exceptional at anything I give a go. And she's go-ing for it. Aren't I a literary farceur? Seriously. Couldn't that extend to a girl's landline and an exquisite evening of adventure? What… Continue reading PHONE BONE 101
Cockamamie BooBoo
I'm a good girlfriend. Sometimes I go needy and want that cuddle crap; but, even I know when to shut that shit down and go YOLO into my work and steer clear of "boys night out." That's right. You heard me. I said YOLO. Judge me all day. I can take it. I AM a good… Continue reading Cockamamie BooBoo