humor, relationships, Uncategorized

Lonely Llama Spitter

There's nothing more depressing, than feeling lonely. Crocheting? Well, maybe there is; But, at this moment, I can't think of anything. You're girlfriends are all out of town, doing their own thing. Vegas fuckers. Kid(s) are away at… whatever. "Ditch The Kids" camp? You have the house to yourself. Hello, hello, hello…. It echoes. You've… Continue reading Lonely Llama Spitter

humor, relationships

Gum Drop Daddy

The best advice I ever received was to always take gum (or breath mints), if offered. Wait. What?You don't take candy from strangers. But, doesn't it sort of make meeting strangers fun? You can't tame this butterfly.  But, this post isn't about that. Or is it? I don't know. Just follow along.  And well, yes,… Continue reading Gum Drop Daddy