humor, Uncategorized

Why I Love My Auntie

Ah. My Auntie… The monthly, most-of-the-time routinely, visit from our mother's sister. I've compiled some letters for her and her total control over us women. After years of cursing her, damning her and raging an all out war over not being able to wear white for fear of a random spotting of this broad… I've decided to… Continue reading Why I Love My Auntie

humor, relationships

Gum Drop Daddy

The best advice I ever received was to always take gum (or breath mints), if offered. Wait. What?You don't take candy from strangers. But, doesn't it sort of make meeting strangers fun? You can't tame this butterfly.  But, this post isn't about that. Or is it? I don't know. Just follow along.  And well, yes,… Continue reading Gum Drop Daddy