I'm a good girlfriend. Sometimes I go needy and want that cuddle crap; but, even I know when to shut that shit down and go YOLO into my work and steer clear of "boys night out." That's right. You heard me. I said YOLO. Judge me all day. I can take it. I AM a good… Continue reading Cockamamie BooBoo
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HO-PROOFING
TWO THINGS come to mind when dating. 1. Keep the crazy bottled up. *Insert tasmanian devil whirling around here.*  And 2. Shed your long beautiful strands of hair everywhere. Absolutely. Everywhere. Shed? Did she say shed? Like a dog, shed?  Yes. Yes I did. What the hell does that have to do with dating? Hear me… Continue reading HO-PROOFING
Lonely Llama Spitter
There's nothing more depressing, than feeling lonely. Crocheting? Well, maybe there is; But, at this moment, I can't think of anything. You're girlfriends are all out of town, doing their own thing. Vegas fuckers. Kid(s) are away at… whatever. "Ditch The Kids" camp? You have the house to yourself. Hello, hello, hello…. It echoes. You've… Continue reading Lonely Llama Spitter