humor, relationships, self-help

Rita’s Dump

A friend said to me, what happens to all the guys who get cut from your team? I said, ha! I don't know.. but I'm sure there out there somewhere there's a support group with my name on it!   Cue examples of whimpering gents: "Rita just left me. And when I asked her why?… Continue reading Rita’s Dump

humor, relationships, self-help

Warp Speed Wang Chung

There's something to be said about being newly single again. Let's be real. I've got my middle fingers up to getting back into the dating scene. So NOT thrilled about it and frankly, I just don't have the time for it anyway. Can't Prince Charming just... oh, I don't know... show up on his freakin'… Continue reading Warp Speed Wang Chung

humor, relationships, self-help

A Bouquet & A Cough

OMG. I'm dying. No you're not. Okay, i'm not dying; but, I am coming down with a sinus/head cold... Seriously, I imagine it was the consequences of all my running around outside for two days -dressed cute as hell, by the way- that had something to do with it. Or, maybe you weren't wearing enough… Continue reading A Bouquet & A Cough