humor, relationships, self-help

Soulmate Sucker Punch

Back to the single life, bishes! Do I look back and wonder what he's doing? Meh. Not really Plus, my gut instincts tell me that I already know... Glug. Glug. Snort. So, let's get authentic. Mount up! And address the breakup. Fuck that guy! It's time to laugh and move on. Bye Felicia! And maybe help others… Continue reading Soulmate Sucker Punch

humor, relationships, self-help

The F*** Valentine’s Day Day

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERY ONE! HAPPY F*** VALENTINE'S DAY DAY! Huh? Happy Singles Celebration Day! Stop it. Happy Love Yourself Day! Don't. HAPPY GALENTINES DAY! *sigh Oh.. AND A HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY!   Right. So, this year on love's special day there is this whole F*** Valentine's Day Day thing I have been hearing about. So… Continue reading The F*** Valentine’s Day Day

humor, relationships, self-help

Man-Bun’s Bum

As you all probably know, I workout on a daily basis. Why. I make that healthy lifestyle a priority. Still... why. It makes me feel good, pay attention, and who doesn't love the option of throwing a back-handspring on any given random moment. Only you. Likely; But...sure,. I keep that one in my back pocket.… Continue reading Man-Bun’s Bum