HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERY ONE! HAPPY F*** VALENTINE’S DAY DAY!
Huh?
Happy Singles Celebration Day! Stop it. Happy Love Yourself Day! Don’t.
HAPPY GALENTINES DAY! *sigh
Oh.. AND A HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY!
Right.
So, this year on love’s special day there is this whole F*** Valentine’s Day Day thing I have been hearing about. So I figured… why not. It would be the PERFECT day to get all dressed up, go out with one of my friends and head out on the town on a non-date, non-valentine’s day, f*** valentine’s day day … date? What the hell.
Maybe this is more of the Hey! If we hate V-day together, then maybe we will have something in common and become part of the love brigade and then next by next year, cupid’s arrow will strike and we can lose the *F***, and the extra *day and actually celebrate the Valentine’s Day. Come again?
Like normal people. You’re not normal.
In love! There you go romanticizing again…
Oh gosh darn it! That hopeless romantic in me must be on autopilot. Hold the freakng
phone.
What?!
This whole anti-valentine’s day thing is funny -at first- but in my opinion, a total crock. Yup. A date is a date no matter how you title it. Even if it’s an anti-date… date. On a F*** Valentine’s Day… Day. Date.
I’m so torn on this whole idea. We can tell.
On the one hand, I LOVE dressing up, going out and enjoying a fabulous meal. On the other hand, wouldn’t that just mean I’m that I’m much closer to getting back on that dating scene again? Giving this “love” thing another try? Ugh. I know. I’m exhausted already just thinking about it. Seriously, just pass along the dehydrated strawberries, some organic champagne and the remote to the Hallmark Channel. Oh and my slippers.
Or send a driver because I truly am craving that Misfit burger. Rare. Mooing. By the beach. Solo. Fo real tho.
Excited about dating much? NO. As you can tell, while I’m not so super psyched to get back to dating anytime soon – so many weirdos, so little time – I do LOVE… LOVE. And by golly! I totally LOVE ME!
By golly?
So, I’m opting for celebrating the Happy Galentines version of the holiday this year. In
camo pants, booties and a ponytail. Interesting “Tomb Raider” choice. Yuppers. And until this magical day of hearts and candy passes, stand by. Ooo, candy. Those dating adventures are looming and I feel it in the air that it will most definitely be entertaining.
Yes!
Saddle up my pegacorn bitches and let’s ride!
HAPPY GALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!
That was diffy!!!