I've decided that since I already rock tiaras on my birthday, christmas, and valentine's day; that it may be appropriate to add pretty glamorous tutus to my ensemble for new year's! Please don't. I mean, why the heck not. It IS a special occasion, after all. Do not get more glitter. Oh gosh how I… Continue reading Trombone Tutu Glam Squad
I'm convinced. After months of insomnia on the daily, it has to be bed bugs. Um, no it's not. Well, why the heck can't I sleep then.... Monsters under my bed? No. Gremlins playing in my water at the bedside table? Noooo. Spooky tree constantly tapping at my winder? Oh geez, no. Still mourning that… Continue reading Bed Bug Ninja. Get biting. Get swatted.
I don't know WHY I thought I'd be able to watch the new hit Netflix show, Stranger Things, and not become... oh, gee, petrified? No. Fossilized? Nooo, what's the word.... *tick tock *tick tock... yeah, petrified. Petrified works. All you crazy peeps, with your InstaStories, and your convincing reactions be like: "Oh my God!" "I… Continue reading Stranger Things Scares Me
