humor, sleep

The UFO And My Ankles

This morning I was too afraid to get out of bed. Why? Because I am sure, at 4 am; the usual time I get up, there was a beam of light shining - and humming -  into my bedroom windows. Cue *Twilight Zone* music here... Twice. Uh... okay... Hence, I was too afraid to hop up.… Continue reading The UFO And My Ankles

Exercise, humor, sleep

Elephants & Mobsters

I'm an insomniac-lifer. Tick-Tock. My brain doesn't shut down. Ever. Especially when I am drained from -most likely- self inflicted dramas that have unfolded or -also likely- self inflicted professional deadlines breathing down my neck or I start to have weird ass dreams. Which often happen ...and seem quite real. And like movies. And not… Continue reading Elephants & Mobsters