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The Gray Gristle

Facebook is a wonderful and useful tool to communicate, stay in touch with friends, family and fans. It's also great for businesses to advertise their products. Except when you have a "gray account." Now, I'm not talking about the gray and blue badged checkmarks for authenticated accounts for celebrities or major corporations that Facebook utilizes… Continue reading The Gray Gristle

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Centipede Defense Team

First, the vinegaroon. Now a centipede. This time... In our bed. You want to sit around. Watch a movie with your family. Maybe eat some popcorn. But,  a centipede is intruding via hair follicles. *____________________ insert screams of horror here* The centipede was literally hanging onto a mane of hair. How it even got there.… Continue reading Centipede Defense Team

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The Wedge Incident

50% Off Reverse Osmosis System (was $399.99, now $199.99). No code needed. Valid 5/22 - 5/31. I'm a girl that will strut heels on any surface. In any place.. and naturally, at any time. Yet, without regard for natural land mass; i.e. dirt, hills, rocks and the like... I have basically - and most accidentally -… Continue reading The Wedge Incident