Ah. My Auntie… The monthly, most-of-the-time routinely, visit from our mother's sister. I've compiled some letters for her and her total control over us women. After years of cursing her, damning her and raging an all out war over not being able to wear white for fear of a random spotting of this broad… I've decided to… Continue reading Why I Love My Auntie
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HO-PROOFING
TWO THINGS come to mind when dating. 1. Keep the crazy bottled up. *Insert tasmanian devil whirling around here.*  And 2. Shed your long beautiful strands of hair everywhere. Absolutely. Everywhere. Shed? Did she say shed? Like a dog, shed?  Yes. Yes I did. What the hell does that have to do with dating? Hear me… Continue reading HO-PROOFING
The Toss Your Cookies Event
Tune in for the "Blow Your Lunch" 2-hour series on the Nat Geo channel! No such show exists. Stop it. Didn't you know? It's up-chuck month. It started last week and now we here. Hold on, one more… Grab your wristbands and your ribbons; get your happy ass to the parade!  And NOW, we focus.… Continue reading The Toss Your Cookies Event