humor, relationships, Uncategorized

Cockamamie BooBoo

I'm a good girlfriend. Sometimes I go needy and want that cuddle crap; but, even I know when to shut that shit down and go YOLO into my work and steer clear of "boys night out." That's right. You heard me. I said YOLO. Judge me all day. I can take it. I AM a good… Continue reading Cockamamie BooBoo

humor, relationships, Uncategorized

Lonely Llama Spitter

There's nothing more depressing, than feeling lonely. Crocheting? Well, maybe there is; But, at this moment, I can't think of anything. You're girlfriends are all out of town, doing their own thing. Vegas fuckers. Kid(s) are away at… whatever. "Ditch The Kids" camp? You have the house to yourself. Hello, hello, hello…. It echoes. You've… Continue reading Lonely Llama Spitter