humor, self-help, Uncategorized

Stabilizer Dysfunction

OMG. Normally, I like to use Final Cut Pro for all my video editing software needs; however, since I don't have it downloaded on my laptop, I've succumbed to a less-holier-than-thou software. iMovie. Ugh. I know. Kill me. Now, as far as most functions go in iMovie, it's slightly par. I can cut, filter, pinch,… Continue reading Stabilizer Dysfunction

baking, humor, self-help, Uncategorized

Pinto Bean Fingertips

I haven't cooked real food in quite some time. Which is totally fine. My day of eating currently consists of egg whites, spinach and hot sauce every morning. A baked potato for lunch. A pretzel snack with an organic rock star. (yes those exist.) And a salad with  1/4th of The Complete Cookie to top… Continue reading Pinto Bean Fingertips

baking, Exercise, humor, self-help, Uncategorized

The Complete Cookie Crisis

I think I'm going to invent gloves that heat up because they know you're freezing your tucks off! Uhhh...  Okay, before you moan, because I live in California and NOT in -4 degrees Ohio weather anymore; I gotta say, it still gets chilly here. I know. No one would've ever guess that 30 degrees in… Continue reading The Complete Cookie Crisis