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Laundry? Check. Pecan pies baked? Uh... bake a... -was I supposed to make something this year? Ugly Christmas sweater? Oh poo. Alien Invasion? Oh geez. *shakes head -Not again. Are you ready? For the Christmas thing? Or the Alien situation? Apparently not. With all the caroling of the bells filling in the seasonal sounds of… Continue reading …2 Days Until Christmas
I know. The title is definitely attention grabbing.But, it's not what you think... Or, maybe it is. I mean, if it means you're into such a phenomenon. Never heard of it, sassy. Or this has happened to you. Nope. Never. Or maybe you're intrigued but want to know more. Now, I don't know how to explain such… Continue reading Boob Sweat Bruising
