Never, has there been a happier day when we learned how the PIP works on our television. Really? Picture In Picture? So, you’re just learning about this… now? Whoda thunk it?! Clearly, everyone but me. What a modern revelation! Welcome to the 21st Century. Watching two shows at one time? Don’t judge me. Or two sporting events? I’m a late bloomer. Or hey, let’s make it interesting by putting on a reality show and a cooking show at the same damn time. Don’t you dare. Don’t worry, nothing makes me more ill. Watching a show while perusing the guide channel? Ok, we get it. You have been living under a rock.
Now, I’m a bit challenged with this ‘how to work my TV’ business. Because, I realized, that after we were playing with our fascinating discovery… my son actually is the one who knows how to use it. Damn kids. And I was just all thumbs the next day trying to figure out how the hell this shit works. Aw man, I wanna be a PIP Master too. Ugh… Help. Really? I thought I had it figured out, granted, vicariously through his actions of a child’s due process; But, I am sitting here now trying to wrangle with this couch potato remote system. Bah! It’s like I’m a monkey. Oh, what? Why is the remote lodged through the screen of the video box? Um, well, it wasn’t cooperating. Pay attention… It wasn’t me. All I know is that I heard a woman screaming suck it.