I hope everyone enjoyed their Memorial Day weekend celebrations! Partayyyyy! Hopefully no one caught a nasty sunburn or fell into any grill-side food comas…Or public displays of naked. Don’t ask, it’s happened. Anyway, A HUGE THANK YOU goes out to our military folks who have fought hard to allow us to keep our fannies free. Figuratively and literally. Without them, we absolutely wouldn’t be able to run a muck. Where are my panties anyway? I’m always losing those silly-overrated-things.
One thing’s for sure, I don’t eat much meat… um, lying; But, I was fully prepared for my hot dog headaches and margarita hangovers nonetheless! I had the Advil at arms distance, a waterproof case for my phone (last time my phone committed suicide off the side of a paddleboard), the sure-fire, “Mcdonald’s Hangover Burger Cure” down the road (it’s a real cure) and Cookie Monster pajamas to keep me cozy in my hazy aftermath. Fleece and Naprocin, UNITE!
Happy to report though that my phone made it, unscathed (not that I can say much for someother friends of mine), 19 hot dogs and 12 frosty margaritas later (nothing like bloating and brain freeze to get me through), I’m now hopped up on 4 McDoubles and as of currently, Cookie Monster and I are extremely close. Sofa king cozy, close. And it’s time to recover with a Love & Hip Hop Marathon and call it a day…
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