You cannot, I repeat, cannot just touch another person’s face… whether you know them, think you know them, or don’t know them at all. Recently, a friend of mine was telling me that she had met a girl that seemed nice and wanted to get to know better. Cool. Women should be sticking together and powering up. Too many females get insecure and stupid around other chicks and it needs to stop. Stop it females. Play nice. Sisterhood. Think of your fellow woman as part of your pack of gum. So, she proceeds to tell me that after meeting this chicklet, she bumps into bubblicious on another occasion and this broad, apparently drunk, was telling her to smile… and while doing so, this tidal wave grabbed her face at her chin and squeezed her face. Right. A mother would do this action to her baby. If said mother was the face squeezing type. A kid would do this to their doll. You could do this to your dog. My friend though? Oh no sweet marmalade… My friend almost punched this bitch’s lights out. I mean, who does that? And if your one of the guilty assholes that do that, why the hell do you do that to people? You’re invading a person’s space. And the violations. You are so violating. Would you like it if someone did that to you? Most likely, not. I’m Just saying.
Moral of the story? Whether your a blow pop with tasty gum inside or a hideous mule-style slide,
DON’T TOUCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE.